this weekend.

“I ain’t saying she was fat, but we was gonn’a have to quarter her to pack her out!”

“He won the door prize last year, a pink toilet brush., when I saw him yesterday I asked how that worked out for him and he said, “Oh I tried it for about a week then I just had to go back to using paper.”

By a host at one session, when introducing one of the performers, “I can only really tell you two things about this guy. One, he is not in the Nebraska Penal system. Two: I really don’t know why he is not!”

“I watched a documentary on drugs the other night and I’ve got to say this, if your gonn’a watch a documentary, that’s the way to do it!”