Blizzard number……

3?

4?

Who knows?

Big wet flakes been sifting down from the northeast for quite a spell. Couple inches of the new stuff, anyway. Lots of it melted as it hit. I put two cows that might calve in the corral/shed and the cow with the new baby. I’ll check on the others before dark and again at daylight. Chance was up here this afternoon and just left. Said he’d be back early in the morning if he could get here. Looks like he will as the wind isn’t going to blow as hard. Cindy is staying in town for the duration. Sounds like it’s really coming down, in there.

Okay kids….

Heres one of the latest. Got another I’m working on but not too happy with it yet. Let me know what you think, if you haven’t already.

Cowboy Poets?

I don’t know nuthin’ about cowboys
all I know is horses and cattle
There ain’t no time to go to poetry events
I’m too busy with the daily battle

Of makin’ a living with livestock
on that little piece of ground right there
It ain’t too much, but it’s all we got
and we are always plumb happy to share

right now that’s a piece of my mind
tho’ I bet most don’t want to hear it
danged if I understand how you can be a cowboy poet
when you don’t know the smell of cow …………manure.

Robert Dennis  4/1/09

So very true…..

Just got this again in email. If you’ve seen it, it’s worth reading again. I think we all need to copy and paste and send it to our people inWashington, as I don’t think they really get it, do you?

A letter from the Boss:

To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges.

However, the good news is this: The economy doesn’t pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.  However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact, which might help you, decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every  business owner there is a Back Story. This back-story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear.  Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You’ve seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I’m sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.  However, what you don’t see is the BACK STORY:

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% of my effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn’t have time to date.  Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned.  They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting Nordstrom’s for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the discount stores extracting any clothing item that didn’t look like it was birthed in the 70’s. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, would be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don’t..  There is no “off” button for me.  When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself.  I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child.

You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden — the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations… you never realize the Back Story and the sacrifices I’ve made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bailout all the people who didn’t.  The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I’ve paid is steep and not without wounds.  Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don’t pay enough. I have state taxes, Federal taxes, Property taxes, Sales and Use taxes, Payroll taxes, Workers compensation taxes, and Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes and I have to  hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him.  Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time.

On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my “stimulus” check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy?  Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child,  waiting for her next welfare check?

Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you’d quit and you wouldn’t work here. I mean, why should you?  That’s nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work?

Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.  Here is what many of you don’t understand … to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn’t need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries.

But you can forget it now. When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don’t defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been.  To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it.

Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine.  Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of ‘change’ you can keep.

So where am I going about all this?  It’s quite simple.  If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I’ll fire you and your co-workers.

You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child’s future.  Frankly, it isn’t my problem any more.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire.  You see I’m done.  I’m done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

So, if you lose your job, it won’t be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever.  If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about….

Signed, THE BOSS

Final Note:

Cuba is a prime example of where we could be if we keep thinking that the government can provide for our every need, cradle to grave………but first get clear in your head “WHAT AND WHO IS THE GOVERNMENT’….just what does the government produce, plant and harvest, and sell to earn the money that they so freely give to those that could, but do not produce and contribute to the productivity of this country?

The government only has money confiscated from hard working citizens. Once everyone is in the wagon there will be no one left to pull it.

Just thinking…

The other day while watching TV, they were talking about some bright lights in the east coast and explaining that it was most likely some piece of space junk, falling from the sky. They claimed that it would be traveling thousands of miles per hour. I thought anything that fell, reached an ultimate speed of 32 feet per second per second? So which is right?

Also they showed a map with all the satellites and junk floating around up there and it was amazing! I had no idea. Guess what? I just figured out why we’ve been having weird weather! Space junk!

Think about it. All that stuff has been sent up in the past 40 or 50 years. How long since our weather seems different? Coincidence? I don’t think so Timmy!

Makes as much sense as Al Gore and the rest of them idiots ideas, don’t you think? Not that I think we are having Global Warming, around here, mind you. Maybe climate change. But then hasn’t the climate always been changing? If it hadn’t we would still be covered with water or frozen or the Sahara wouldn’t be a desert.

Yup, it’s space junk.

When they make me King of the world, I will mandate no more space junk and matter of fact, I may just have my minions go up and shoot a bunch of that crap down. With lasers!

April fools

Did anyone get to prank anybody. I didn’t. Yet! Bwahahahahahahaha!

I did get dug up west and hauled some bales home so I am feeling lots better about the next storm coming in this Friday. Hopefully it won’t amount to much, but right now my weather is calling for about 10 inches of fresh snow. But then next week it’s supposed to warm up. It sure was nice today.  2 of the cows we had in, calved. I kicked them out with the others and we will probably re-sort  sometime Friday.

Cindy has a heart test in Rapid tomorrow, so we will get groceries and some more pellets for the stove, if we can find any. Maybe some more ammo. You can’t have too much ammo! Might have to shoot a pesky varmint or some such!

I wrote a new poem today also. When I’ve let it set and distill for a bit I will share it with you.

Whew!

I went out this afternoon to dig and move snow with the tractor so Cindy could get out to go to work in the morning and people could drive in. I pushed a load out of the driveway and across the road and dumped it in the ditch and when I went to bvck up…………..the tractor wouldn’t go in reverse!

O man!

I was stuck crossways in the road with my front wheels hung over the edge of the ditch on top of snow and they sank a little. I fiddled and messed with it trying to get it back into reverse, but all it did was go forward and make things worse. Finally I came to the house and got Cindy and a tow rope and my Dodge Ram 4×4. I got hooked on and had Cindy steer and after a lot of grunting and hitting it harder and harder, we got it popped out and pulled into the yard.

I came in and called the local mechanic and asked what to do. He mentioned several things, so I called Chance and told him to come help as I am not a very good grease monkey. While looking and fiddling with it, I took a cover off, tried moving a couple things and viola! I got it! Woo hoo! And now I know what to do next time this happens!

I was so proud of myself. And so thankful God looks over us idiots! Praise the Lord!

Revised a bit

March Blizzard 09

There’s an arctic knife cuttin’

‘cross the snowdrifts scattered ‘round

slicin’ a few flakes loose to blow

‘fore they slither to the ground

that knife wind cuts into my cheek

where my beard don’t cover skin

my eyes are shutter’d about halfmast

but my mouth has got a grin

this March blizzard sure was a doozy

a blowin banshee sunovagun

I’m sure proud of that first cow calvin’

after this last storm was done!

R Dennis March 09

A new blizzard

Is here! Snow coming in horizontilly as I type. Wind out of the north east and slowly coming around to the north. Chance and I sorted off 4 cows last evening that looked like they might calve and locked them in the shed. None had calved yet this morning. When I got up in the night we just had the wind and no snow, but it seems to be making up for lost time.

Oh well, I bet we have a good grass year this year. And at least all the dams and waterholes around here are full. Praise the Lord!