I just re-found a place that makes me laugh out loud, setting here by myself. Tweets by shitmydadsays This is funny stuff, but not for children. I turned 52 yesterday. Made me think. Made me think I wish I had taken better care of my body when I was younger! This internet age made itContinue reading “Oh man!”
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This is funny!
I “Borrowed” it from IMAO blog. In My World: Not Smart Honky
Global warming must be true!
Here’s the proof! Global Warning Underway . . . .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Urgent Global warming report just in! Confirms what we feared… US Weather Bureau Report The Arctic ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterdayContinue reading “Global warming must be true!”
Got this in an email this morning
Dear Senator Nelson: I send this message under Tort Reform because the current monstrosity you have pledged your support to says nothing whatsoever about Tort Reform. You have sold the physicians of Nebraska for zilch (zilch for us, but beaucoup federal bucks for you and the liberal partisans in this state). As a family practiceContinue reading “Got this in an email this morning”
Don’t like Sarah?
I liked Ms Palin when she first ran but was not happy when she quit her job. Then I started hearing and reading why she quit. Puzzled? Go read this. http://wizbangblog.com/content/2010/01/10/she-quits-to-conquer.php I like her more better now!
Ahhh, warmth
It got up in the low 30’s yesterday with a wind so it made some of the hill tops brown. I dug around and got up the creek. Amazing how the wind cleaned off some places. In a few days you could drive about anywhere as long as you didn’t have to cross a creekContinue reading “Ahhh, warmth”
Chinook
Warm……wind? It’s 32 as I type this. Much better than yesterday. I don’t think it’s going to get warm enough to eat any snow (that is what Chinook means, an old Indian word for “snow eater ” so I’ve read) but it is much nicer. Only in the frozen north would we call 32 “warm”!
Got the new keyboard
Only 3 below this morning at 5:15. Supposed to get up to 25 or so. Don’t sound like much to those folks who live down south, but it will feel warm enough to run around without a coat on after this last deep freeze. Speaking of deep freeze, Chance and Hope were in town soContinue reading “Got the new keyboard”
Cold
Everywhere-across-the-country. God’s-way-of-showing-the-Climate-change-people-0for-being-liars! As-Dick-said,hang-them-all! New-keyboard-on-its-way!
Bring.Me.Al.Gore!
And-the-rest-of-those-“Global-Warming-liars! I-will-personally-kick-each-one-in-the-crotch! 0 Winds-dying=down-to-30-mph. Stock-very-well-fed-in-protection. Bring-me-some-“animal-rights”-idiots-too-please. Same-treatment-as-above! Now-tell-me-ranchers-don’t-care-for-their-animals! Pissy? Just-a-tad-perhaps! Dave,-what-did-you-mean-about-gauges-and-such-and-bringing-them-inside? I-am-ready-for-the-January-thaw!