I wouldn’t say it’s windy but…..
I saw a whale go flying by awhile ago and we are over 1600 miles from any ocean!
I looked out and a cottonwood tree that is 3 feet across the trunk is pushed over and lying horizontal with the ground!
I saw a cow who was calving and had her butt pointed into the wind have the same calf…. three times!
A flock of geese who were migrating north went by at about 80 mph…. backwards!!!
I can smell caviar and Russian vodka and think I saw some sail by!
The whole state of Montana just sailed over the top of my house!
Nope, it’s not windy around here, just a pretty stiff breeze blowing. 🙂
Dennisranch 
Wow! Had me going for a bit there!
He’s not kidding! :o)
We’ve got a nice collection of tumbleweeds we keep trying to send your way, but they get to Nebraska, the wind changes and we get ’em back.
Funny! Oh my, still laughing about the cow.