An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.”
The man shouts back: “I’m from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”
The Amish man says: “Use two hands, you’ll get more.”
And another pony for Pixie. This is Jam and her filly Pinky.
Dennisranch 
we are trying to decide if we like Pinky or crackerjack the best! Right about now she simply wants both of them! Ummmm lets not go there! Thanks Uncle Robert
You’re not the least bit political are you?!?:)
I like them duns!
Love those pictures of Pinky! Thanks!
And the jokes too….