Wow!

I just saw this and had to share it. I hope it’s all true! Thanks Jill!

An ad on Craigslist… 
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> To: The Guy Who Mugged Me in Downtown, Savannah, GA
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> I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that
> you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife
> on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my
> girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I hope you somehow
> come across this message. I’d like to apologize.
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> I didn’t expect you to crap your pants when I drew my
> pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing
> the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn’t
> that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought
> me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we
> had just picked up a shoulder holster for it 
> that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It’s a very
> intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn’t
> it?
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> I know it probably wasn’t a great deal of fun walking
> back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge
> flopping about in your pants. I’m sure it was even
> worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
> cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn’t have you
> calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug
> us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or
> “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, and
> explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some
> gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless
> guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all of the
> cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet 
> itself in a dumpster.
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> I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell.
> They’ll be on your bill in case you’d like to know
> which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and
> I’ve only had the phone for a little over a day now, so
> I don’t know what’s going on with that. I hope they
> haven’t permanently cut off your service. I was
> about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA’s
> office with it. Oh well.
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> So, about your pants; I know that I was a little rough on
> you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so
> I’d like to make it up to you. I’m sure you’ve
> already washed your pants, so I’d like to help you out.
> I’d like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on
> the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid
> or powder? I’d also like to apologize for not killing
> you and instead making you walk back home humiliated.
> I’m hoping that you’ll reconsider your choice of
> path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you
> read this message, email me and we’ll do lunch and
> laundry.
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> Peace! – Dick