Got this from Curmudgeon’s site. 100 questions I have to answer.
1. Started your own blog
Obviously!

2. Slept under the stars
Yup. Lot’s of times.

3. Played in a band
Yup. Sagebrush

4. Visited Hawai’i.
Nope and don’t want to.

5. Watched a meteor shower
Yup. Loved them.

6. Given more than you can afford to charity.
Sure, doesn’t everyone?
7. Been to Disneyland
Nope and don’t want to.

8. Climbed a mountain
I guess. What’s a mountain?

9. Held a praying mantis
Nope and don’t want to.

10. Sang a solo
Lots.

11. Bungee jumped
Nope, maybe someday.

12. Visited Paris
Not that I am aware of, but seeing as how I was born in Switzerland and came over here when I was 11 months old, I may have and just don’t remember it!

13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
Never been to sea. Damn sure had a hard time sleeping thru’ one while in a range teepee tho’!

14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
Several. Many? Living is an art.

15. Adopted a child
Not yet. Helped raise a nephew.

16. Had food poisoning
I imagine.

17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
Nope and don’t want to. It would require going to NY City. No freekin’ way!

18. Grown your own vegetables
Sure. But several of the kids turned out alright.

19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
Nope. See number twelve

20. Slept on an overnight train
Nope, but I want to.

21. Had a pillow fight
Not for a week or so.-

22. Hitchhiked
Nope.

23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
That would be impossible in my job.

24. Built a snow fort
Lots of times.

25. Held a lamb
While he/she was docked, no less.

26. Gone skinny dipping
Not for about two months now.

27. Run a marathon
That would be stupid! God gave me two legs to straddle a horse and a horse 4 legs to pack me around!

28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
Nope and again see 12.

29. Seen a total eclipse
I think so. Maybe several.

30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
Pert near everyday.

31. Hit a home run
Lot’s when I was dreaming!

32. Been on a cruise
Not yet.

33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
Yup. Real wet there!

34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
Not yet.

35. Seen an Amish community
Maybe. Why?

36. Taught yourself a new language
Just computerese!

37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
Lots of times but I am easily satisfied.

38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
See 12

39. Gone rock climbing
Sure.

40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
In pictures. Agaion, see 12.

41. Sung karaoke
Sung, but not to a silly machine like that.

42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
Quite a few times.

43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
No. Dammit!

44. Visited Africa
Nope and don’t want to since I found out Tarzan was not a real person. Really pissed me off too!

45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
If you count the edge of a country waterhole.

46. Been transported in an ambulance
Not that I am aware of. Don’t plan to either

47. Had your portrait painted
Kind of. Modeled for lots of artists at the Artist Ride. Got several drawings and painting of myself.

48. Gone deep sea fishing
Not yet.

49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
Nope.

50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

12

51. Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling
little as a child.

52. Kissed in the rain
Ad a hell of a lot more too!

53. Played in the mud
Still do on occasion.

54. Gone to a drive-in theater
Not for years.

55. Been in a movie
Yup. And several times on TV.

56. Visited the Great Wall of China.

Hopefully someday when I go see my friends from Mongolia.

57. Started a business
Well duh!

58. Taken a martial arts class
Martial and arts should not be used in the same sentence. I can, however, use a 357 at a farther distance than you can say Judo, tho’.

59. Visited Russia
Maybe someday.

60. Served at a soup kitchen
No! Dammit!

61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
As if!

62. Gone whale watching
Not on purpose but saw some real large things at the water a time or two.

63. Got flowers for no reason
Nope. I am not gay.

64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
Not for awhile. The ladies who run it pissed me off. Damn liberals!

65. Gone sky diving
Love to.

66. Visited a Nazi concentration camp
12

67. Bounced a check
Once! Stupid banker sent one back that he knew he was going to cover. I never did like that son of a bitch!

68. Flown in a helicopter
Oh man! I want to sooooo bad!

69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
Lots.

70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
Nope. Like too.

71. Eaten caviar
As if!

72. Pieced a quilt
Not yet.

73. Stood in Times Square
Hello! NY City! Not going there!

74. Toured the Everglades
Love to.

75. Been fired from a job
Nope.

76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
Not yet.

77. Broken a bone
Way too many! 7 or 8 at least.

78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
When I was young ands stupid!

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
Once. Still in awe. Want to go back and soak it in again.

80. Published a book
Yup.

81. Visited the Vatican
Someday I hope.

82. Bought a brand new car
How about two new pickups.

83. Walked in Jerusalem
Not yet.

84. Had your picture in the newspaper
Sure. Probably on a post office wall or two, also!

85. Read the entire Bible
Almost.

86. Visited the White House
No! Don’t want to either.

87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
Lots.

88. Had chickenpox.

Evidently.

89. Saved someone’s life
Seems like it.  Yeah, a guy who was choking. Gave him the heimlich. Pissed him off cuz i hurt his ribs. didn’t even say Thanks!

90. Sat on a jury
Not yet. Want to tho’.

91. Met someone famous
Quite a few. They all put their pants on one leg at a time

Hell, I’M famous!

92. Joined a book club.
Nope.

93. Lost a loved one
Yes!

94. Had a baby
Just helped on the fun part!

95. Seen the Alamo in person
Not yet.

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
No, but that’s okay. Sounds over rated.

97. Been involved in a law suit
Soon…soon. 😉

98. Owned a cell phone
Nope. Just carry one my wife owns.

99. Been stung by a bee
Too many times.

100. Read an entire book in one day
Lots of times. Sure hard to get up and going the next day when you lay awake all night reading.

Okay people, your turns now!