From the internet

I saw this on a blog today, but couldn’t copy it. Then I got a copy in an email. Evidently God wants me to share it with all of you! LOL

Conservative vs Liberal
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> * If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
> * If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
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> * If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
> * If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for
> everyone.
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> * If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
> his enemy.
> * A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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> * If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
> * If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
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> * If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as
> independently successful.
> * Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of
> government protection.
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> * If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
> situation.
> * A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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> * If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
> * Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
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> * If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
> * A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
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> * If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
> for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
> * A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.